i entered my '77 rabbit into west coast showdown today. it was pissing rain and not very many people showed up. anyways i pretty much pwned and took first place. here is a picture of my euro trash volkswagen golf. i cleaned my fish tank this weekend and my school of clown loach's are very happy now. i bought some new plants and i found a stowaway snail on one of the leafs. one of my fish devoured it super fast hahaha. i almost spontaneously bought a flight to europe when i saw an ad in the paper for a flight to budapest for $569! i went over to flight centre as fast as i could but it was already sold out. what the fuck eh? why would you advertise one flight for cheap. it cost me $1700 round trip to go to europe in summer 2005. heres some funny shit:

Customer:   I can't get on the Internet.
Tech support:  Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer:   Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support:  Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer:   Five stars.

June 10 2007

so my allergies are kicking my ass right now. its almost like its snowing outside. all the tree jizz flying around everywhere is fucking me up. usually im allergic like mad in early spring when green things start to bloom and a second time when these stupid trees start having sex. if the trees can have sex in public, why cant we? some of those white tree fluffs are bunching up and becoming small sized snow balls. its almost like a million crack addicts sneezing at once in whalley.

friday night i went to mugs & jugs to celebrate ashley's birthday. we got so fucked up. i was front row watching strippers for like 2 straight hours and then on the way home we were way too rowdy on the train and got kicked off one stop too soon. that left us with an extra twenty minute walk home. it was all worth it except i was only awake for about 3 hours all of saturday. i just couldnt get out of bed. but when i did i went to tim hortons and had the best meal of my life. those butter croissants are so delicious. chicken soup, plain bagel and a turkey bacon club to calm my well hung over stomach. shitty week comming up except for payday. oh and hostel part 2 sucks shit. it was almost funny. the movie should have been way more serious and to the point. part 2 didnt compliment the first hostel at all. heres my hand full of fresh ball sweat to your faces...

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