so ive got a very busy few days ahead of me. tomorrow night im being dragged to the nelly furtado concert. not like i wouldnt mind staring at her tight little victorian ass for a couple hours. she's definitely is a hardcore man-eater. the night after that, friday iam going to the eric clapton concert but these are my tickets and ive been waiting a long time to see clapton. then on the saturday morning iam going to the vancouver canucks open practice for something to do. going to see cowan the brabarian and the roberto longdongo show. so all three times i have to ride the fucking skytrain and shell out $4.50 during rush hour on the weekdays and $2.25 on the way home. skytrain is like a traveling slurrey. a festering train full of crack whores and bums.

this morning i bought tickets for modest mouse's up coming  show. gotta love the pre-sale tickets. $100

i did the clutch in my rabbit. $350

within two weeks ill be buying KW variant 2 coil-overs for my old rabbit. that should run me about $1800 easily.

my 195-40-16 continental sport contact 2's have arrived and thats going to cost me $674.83 on saturday after the canucks practice. must mount on my mercedes wheels.

all this pointless spring spending is taking a toll on my bank account. i was just thinking, pay cheque? i cant remember the last time i made a deposit. and then i got my damn telus phone bill today. ill never be able to afford that tawnee stone lightspeed girls dvd ive been craving for a long time.

March 12

the fox network is fucking stupid. they keep teasing us by one week having prison break and one week substituting it crap shows like house and 24. im too stupid  to remember what happened last week and its bad enough i have to wait another week. i want my boy scofield to bang tencredi...

im trying to browse through my old music video cds and im not having much luck. for some reason i cant read half of the disks. i guess thats what you get for using crap ass gigastorage cds. i can pretty much kiss the pile of porn cds goodbye. ive got a limp dick anyways because im hopped up on a couple claritin pills and nasal spray to try to combat my allergies. every morning it feels like i just got nailed by an airbag when i wake up. instant snot flow and at least five quick sneezes in a row. toilet paper pocket patrol.

once again ive dusted off the photoshop cd to release my inferior pchoping skills. here is my buddy jakub the fawn in random settings. take that enzo dude. i know theyre butt.

March 10

i cleaned out my backpack today and found a quick edit of the dixie chicks i made back in february. damn they're looking rough. oh look, there are those chicks with dicks at the grammy's. tell them they forgot to shave something.

linkswarm | efukt | exbyte | voomed

March 7

i was thinking about how the e/n scene has gone to shit over the passed few years. i left this page idle for a couple years and ive come back to see bullshit. ive seen some of my favorite sites go down. some sites that were way more viewed than mine and sites i would have killed to get a link on. so many sites are way more advanced and maybe im just a relic with my old layouts and no scripts. too many pages have sold out to linking scripts, porn clicks and money.

does anybody remember stileproject from back in the day? or pheends, andy from vandalized and my friend dody from dgnr8? whatever happened to the axis of alcohol? beerorsex, drizunk etc. long live the everything/nothing scene.

March 4

i went to see the zodiac movie tonight. finally a movie with jake gyllenhaal that isnt gay or suck shit. must have been over two and a half hours long but well worth it.

i noticed something while i was watching tv the other night... im a huge fan of prison break on fox but i just recently noticed that peter stormare or his character name john abruzzi is the crazy volkswagen scientist in the vw gti mk5 commercials. if i would have seen those commercials before i watched him play a mob boss in prison break i dont think i could have taken him seriously. so i saw that commercial while i was watching the longest yard. and in that movie i spotted special  agent alex mahone as the guard team's quarterback. just some random prison break character occurrences.

silicone enhanced skanks? nah.



 

March 1

well its the first day of march and this past week my allergies hit me like a brick wall. im allergic to just about anything green. plants, grass, pollen and little green men.

i wanted to thank oi oi deej for getting my link back. i used to link to them years ago when the E/N scene was the shit. now its all bullshit about adult content and link trading scripts and making cash from clicks. im still old school and i barely know html so there is nothing fancy here for you to see. ive lost my link on drunkuniversity for some reason. apparently im not an alchoholic enough for them.

ive added a few more pointless videos to youtube. ive got gigs of old files in my documents ive been browsing through. ive even found the fan video i made for andy at vandalized dot net back in like 2001. ive also added the gorgeous karyn from chapterfour.org to the cam portals which areant getting anywhere at all but its a free link.

here is a picture of my roof rack that i put om my vw rabbit this passed week. im thinking of buy some coil overs for my bunny... maybe some KW's or H&R's. either way thats going to be another $1500 bucks down the drain into a $750 car.

im fat so i think ill go have a piece of cake.

go: http://www.linkswarm.com
go: http://www.drunkuniversity.com
go: http://www.crazypartypics.com
and hit up ebaums.