i went to value village today in slurrey looking for old suit cases and luggage for the roof rack i bought today for my 1977 vw golf. i didnt hang around in downtown whalley for too long because of all the crack whore's sponging around. ill post some pictures of my roof rack and the old suit cases i found. im still looking for some more link exchanges so hurry the fuck up.

# how about a tube from your ass hole to your mouth?
# look at bat woman's pussy.

february 22 - britney shaves gives head

im almost done watching season one of katie holmes... i mean dawsons creek. time to go to hmv pretty soon to pick up season two. what a waste of time eh? i really dont have anything to do weeknights other than eat sleep and shit. only to wake up in the morning for work. ill be watching the canucks roberto longdongo at the pub tomorrow night because i cant stand to hear don taylor's post game comments on sportsnet pacific. to pass the time ive uploaded a couple videos to youtube so go waste your time there. thanks.

february 19

the only thing that makes mondays worth living is prison break. finally an episode that found the heart. not since season one have i felt good about an episode. but did it technically count as the season 2 end?

so phenom sidney crosby had 4 points tonight in a loss to the new york islanders. too bad those useless islanders ruined the show. the other day i bought sidney crosby's 05/06 upper deck young guns rookie card on ebay. 198usd, but theres an investment if ive ever seen one. here is mine in a shitty webcam pic:

i have lots of free space in the webcam portals. shoot me an IM.

february 17 - britney spears goes bald

Britney Spears, who shaved her head bald yesterday, says it was to give her an overall look and image. "Yes," said the former pop princess and mouseketeer in her first interview since the new style, "I am now bald all over. I shaved my head and everyone knows that I have a Brazilian cut down south. I'm also planning on shaving my eyebrows and cutting off all my eyelashes. I shave my legs and my pits on a regular basis."

"I've decided that hair is icky and I don't want any of it. When my babies came out all bald looking and wrinkled, I thought they were the most precious and beautiful things ever. I've taken the first step by shaving off all my hair. Now, I'm going to eat lots of cheetos and cheeseburgers and get fat rolls and all wrinkled myself. Then I'll be the cutest me ever!"

Friend Paris Hilton was not impressed. "She can get fat and bald if she wants, but I'll stay skinny and pretty and get laid more."

february 14

this valentines day is brought to you by hockey. i went to the canucks game on saturday the 10th  and snapped some pics. ive added them to the digital cam page. i havent updated that in years hahaha.
there was an interesting fan sign at the game:

roberto longdongo - no five hole. clearly referring to the vancouver canucks goaltender and the size of his wang. also at the game was a marian hossa. now thats a fucking girls name if ive ever heard. same with marian gaborik. but around here hes called marian grabordick. i didnt want to photoshop a big wang between luongos legs but ive fired up my adobe photoshop again for another crude attempt to create humor. its marian grabbing dick.

february 8

ANNA NICOLE SMITH dead at 39

kind of shocking news when i heard it. im sure theres a news link for it somewhere on the net so go find it. she reminds me of courtney love. love is a tool and anna nicole smith was hot. but i bet somebody drugged anna nicole and her son. both pretty random and shocking deaths.

hot and not so hot:


i cant wait for valentines day. thats when the february issue of sports illustrated comes out with brazillian bitches in bikinis <3.

february 5

what the fuck. why did that mother fucker let haywire jump. i was watching prison break and the end almost brought a tear to my eye. bellick was release from fox river by mahone and the prick tracked haywire down and forced him to climb up a tower. mahone got to him but he let him jump. haywire just wanted to go to holland.

R.I.P. Charles (Haywire) Patoshik
-character of prison break
-one of my favorites. that guy was hilarious.



no series like this has caught my attention since dawsons creek. and the only reason i watched that was to see katie holmes in her tight little shorts. i miss the way she would always have that quirky look for dawson.

so i actually spent a few minutes of my weekend trying to get a glimpse of the police: sting , andy summers , and stewart copeland. they're here in downtown vancouver rehearsing for their grammy awards performance. needless to say that was a waste of time.

then i went looking for hookers and sluts in surrey.

february 1

today's hump day post is brought to you by shit. today has been renamed to dump day.

first interesting word of the day in the crossword was footstool.
dictionary. com:
a low stool in which to rest one's feet when seated.

dagimp.org:
foot stool is what you get when you're bent over in the forest taking and dump and you haven't quite bent over far enough and you shit all over your feet. ive taken some of my time and dusted off the photoshop cd to illustrate this for you:



and then there was a clue about gymnastics but i forget what i was but i dont care. what if this guy let go during his routine:



and he probably would have sounded like chad kroeger from nickelback if i may borrow a line...
grunting and moaning his "Hey hey" I wanna be a rockstar.