so im lucky to be alive. last tuesday i was at work just going about my normal business. i was just cleaning the floor in front  of the engine tear down tables and a block slid off the table. so this fucking block cracked me in the head. it probably fell about a foot before it nailed me while i was not looking up just bent over cleaning the floor. so here are a couple pics of the damages:

so i get rushed to the clinic with blood all over the place and me holding some paper towel on my head. those 2 above picture are from after when i got home while it was still bleeding = ( the doctor put some sort of goop on my scalp and called it skin glue as it tore my skin not cut deep. anyways, i photoshopped a reenactment of the whole incident in a more peaceful place as i dont want to think of this no longer.

Mike - January 15/2004

masturbation news:
**Joni shatters world masturbation record!!**
It's official, Yoni is the new king of masturbation. In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, Yoni achieved 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period! Sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon, Yoni remained focused and aroused by his impressive library of pornographic films. With over 400 films in his library and 3 televisions playing at all times, he had a continuous stream of footage to aid him in his quest. It is apparent by the massive development of the muscles in his forearm that Yoni is not your average masturbator. In an interview with UJ reporters after the record setting event, Yoni was quoted as saying, "masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm happy with my performance today". This record was formerly held by German Student, Hans Blickstein who achieved 27 orgasms in a 24 hour period. Mr. Blickstein was not available for comment.

When asked what his next world record achievement would be, Yoni said "my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my penis to soothe the burning".

i scooped this from here.

Mike - January 3/2005

might aswell start off the new year with paris hilton full frontal nudity :) too bad i had to take down the katesplayground hoof stuff from last month, tonnes for web searches for that. she wasnt too impressed with that so she told me to link agustina's ass photos. so the new years party went smooth, i had a couple corona but the party was pretty rough so i left just a bit after midnight. not much to say, ive been busy playing staseige tribes 1 again. i got bored of that nipple pump i got for christmas pretty fast. but i got some kickass votex long fogs for my jetta. too bad im not going to install that shit until my euro bumpers get here from germany. here is some interesting stuff from work, my buddy mr cone, and and orange surprise that was left on my chair :( too bad joanna's site is down... she decided to quit for personal reasons and that sucks.
here is some stupid shit:
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