so i cant button up my t-shirts anymore because my big hairy belly is fucking getting bigger!! analysis... everyday i take either a kimchi beef flavor soup or ichiban shrimp flavor soup to school for lunch. about 2 liters of water during class and hangar time. like two cups of juice at home a night. and the insane fucking beer from friday nights. am i getting fat or is this a beer gut?

conclusion... the beer has replaced all the mcdonalds i havent eaten in the last couple years (refer to pointless fact).

in other news i have finally updated the piece of shit page i used to call stupid image archive. i havent touched that old file for about 2 years. i have uploaded my archive of bull shit images totaling 264 images at around 30 megs.  fuck i love bandwidth!

Mike September 15 2004

today is my birthday and yesterday team canada won the world cup of hockey championship for me. first team to be undefeated in world cup history. salt lake winter olympics gold and now this. who ownz? its almost as good as watching female masturbation with a cheese grater. if you want to search for any type of masturbation or whatever the fuck your into check out the new search engine: websniffy. this shit is great. so i got my first ever paycheck from the aircraft industry a couple days ago for working for HMY Airways helping them out with an A check on boeing 757 registration c-gmyd. i posted a shit load of pictures of that day and so 2 days ago i was called in again to work on aircraft c-gmyc and i took about 180 pictures on the north side of vancouver international airport. probably one of the best days ive ever had. besides doing the actual work which was changing of the interior carpets. ive added pics to the digital cam gallery and of course here is a link! 
AIRLINERS.NET aint got nothing on me!

Dagimp does maintenance on a HMY boeing 757 again.

Mike - September9 2004

team canada stomps the slovaks. czech republic vs canada on saturday. so tomorrow, the day after team canada wins i gotta go to esso and get some gas for the double esso extra points so i can redeam my free team canada jersey. so i picked up the coil overs for 1350 canadian from a buddy at HPA, they list for 1395US. its my birthday in 6 days!! i got a letter from c-lovers fish & chips. i get a free appetizer with my dinner, gotta hit it.
thanks joanna of metallique for these:

Mike - September6 2004

so i have an ear infucktion. i woke up at 6am to my ear oozing shit all over the place. sucks shit but i still went fishing today. i took q-tips to wipe the shit outta me. then i just flicked the q-tips into the water. i was browsing some old favorites and i came across mike from slurrey. props to the sick hair. i remember at one point he was bald pussy as well. so i got my car back from timing chains and clutch and its running gorgeous. my guides were worn to shit. and the sachs clutch is welcome seeing as my clutch was shot and the disk was worn down to the bolts almost. im going to talk to HPA motorsport to pick up some KW V1 coil overs for the jetta.
what would make you get these retarded tattoos
peek a boo i can see your tit
please let her hurt me
why the fuck even wear this?
can you be any happier to recieve?
this bitch is looking forward to getting gushed
i graduated with the girl in the black
britney spears is looking fine
get your badass $bling$ on
free blowjob for ride and facial, worth it?
tiffany teen locked up for your pleasure.
theres a guy at my old work named jay and me and shag decided to make fun of the poor guy. we call him jaynus, jaynal, jaytard and so on... so check out the list we wrote down.
gerb and shag productions presents jay annoyance. * read