- October28 2002 - Waiting For American Idol 2
Hey, I haven't done this for a while. But I guess we should thank Rich for the whole insight about inhaling other peoples anal gases. I for one will try to watch where I'm breathing or stop breathing all together at the slightest sign of anal gas tickling the senses. Oh hey, I saw the great Spanky last night at the hockey game. She stayed away because she was affraid I might try getting in her pants...Riiight. And I saw Laura, I miss her. Anyways. I've spent lots of money lately on junk like car models and car magazines and golfing. I fucked up an expensive courses grass the other day, it was my first time on a real course and it was very disturbing. Oh and I bought tickets to the first ever concert I'll be going to! I'm going to the Peter Gabriel : Growing Up Tour. I bought two tickets which took a huge chunk out of my bank account. So I gotta find someone to go with, hell, maybe I'll take Spanky hahaha. I forgot to add this about my trip to the United States, a little convo with Zach of giving-in. Angyl Gurl Owns Fuckers. She's in love with me. I gave her the best link I could. I <3 her more. We still love the rake though right? Can't forget the rake people.

 - October23 2002 - Did You Know?
Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases. Well I don't know about you but I could've lived a happy life without that bit of information. If that didn't make you lose your appetite, maybe the rest of these will: 1. During an hours swimming at a public pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine. 2. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises. 3. An average persons yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs. 4. In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects while you sleep. 5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. 6. Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. 7. At a wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests. 8. Sharing a bag of chips with a friend gives you a 10% chance of ingesting a small amount of their feces. Gooood shit!! But onto a less stomach turning subject...take a look at this site. This shit made me laugh, not to mention take my mind off anal gases and such.

 - October14 2002 - Dagimp Goes To The United States
The other day, October12 a Saturday, Kaboom, Dave and I decided to go visit our neighbors to the south a visit. You know it would be somewhat of a riot with our combined hatred of them yankee's. It didn't turn out to be too bad at all. We didn't buy anything except dinner and I bought an RX7 poster. The only thing I really found weird were some dumbass signs they got down there ie: left turn yield on green. Like what the fuck is that about, that's the most pointless sign I've ever heard of. It's such an obvious thing to yield when turning left. Also the exit signs are green, I just found that dumb because ours are red. For some reason the Dead End sign was the oddest to me. Seeing it in movies and using it in verbal expressions even though our sign would say No Exit. Anyways, I've composed a gallery of our trip to the States for you people to see. I sent some pictures to my bud NTFX. He proclaimed me ' The United Gimp Of America' That was pretty funny. I'm going to watch the Canucks kick some ass now. All these fucking penalties piss me off. Heh, even though the Canucks just scored on the power-play haha! Hey, go check out the buzman highway sixty-nine and the hosbus ... bus or something.

 - October6 2002 - New PC For Dagimp
Ive been busy as fuck the last couple days. I bought myself an 1200 horsepower AMD unit. Its not all that bad, 256 ram 32meg video 30gig harddrive. I can finally play some more fucking games! I bought tribes 2 about 4 months ago. It didnt work with my old computer. Now it works. You might see me online playing as ' VWI5 '. Anyways, we extracted my old computer and all its wires and shit from behind my table, it took a few minutes to untangle the mess. I hooked up my old pc in another room, and put together mine. My buddy helped to partition the harddrive into 3 separate ones using fdisk. So anyways, both pc's were set up and running after a couple hours. The next day I went out to buy a switch to split the cable connection and network the two computers. Few hours after install and bullshitting around with trial and error, we searched up some networking help in google and fixed everything. So we could now share files and the net. With the new computer I've gone a sort of gaming spree. I've installed: Hitman47, Tribes 1+2, Command and Conquer: Aftermath, Need For Speed 3, and Need For Speed Porsche, and I've put a whole bunch of other shit in that I wasn't able to run before. I joined the cloud10 topsites. Skizzle is very wicked and Hosbus is some funkyshit !

 - October2 2002 -  Stupid Night School
I gotta go to night school in a few minutes. I forgot how bull shitty school really is. I signed up for this Math for trades course to refresh my memory in math and all that other math related bullshit. The course is taught by some crack whore who's slow and can barely see. You nod your head yes, and she's like no? And I'm like yes yes yes. Fuckn freak. Whatever. Thanks goes to undergroundlinks and binnes for the links. I'm off to fucking school = /

 - October1 2002 - A Post From The Heart
To: NTFX
From: Steph aka Spanky

spanky *its seatbelt week which means random pull overs...so wear them dammitt* says: FUCK YOU, YOU DONT EVEN KNOW ME YOU STUPID ASSHOLE...THE ONLY REASON MIKE SAYS IM A PUCK IS BECAUSE HES JUST JEALOUS HES WANTED IN MY PANTS EVER SINSE HE HAS MET ME AND HE HATES IT WHEN I LIKE ANOTHER GUY, YOUR JUST LIKE THE REST OF THE LOW LIFE CHEATERS OUT THERE

Later that night I spoke with my bud. This is what Ntfx had to say:

-she has been saying shes in love with me for the past 2 weeks
-then she says shes got a b/f now and keeps doing all the heart shit to me so I told her to give up
-then she kept thinking that you was on my account trying to make her not like me
-so I told her to go away
- she said its cause she likes hockey so much that you and all them think that she has sex with the players and thus a puck bunny
-and you call her it cause u wanna be in her pants or some shit

Now after all that I was pretty outraged. A few seconds later she messaged me with a smiley face. Some guts this chick has = /
1. Don't ever call ntfx an asshole you stupid fuck.
2. I've never called you anything of the sort. It's your bullshit word you made up. So don't even try to blame me.
3. Don't flatter yourself.
4. Thanks for letting me down 4 times in the month of August. You unreliable dumb fuck. I could guarantee you don't even know what they are.

- Ntfx with a new name talks to devious spanky. Lets check it out. spanky.txt