- September29 2002 - Hot Ass List
I was driving down the street the other day and I hear "Ice Ice Baby" come on the radio. Then after rapping along to it, knowing all the words of course, I started to think about all of the "One Hit Wonders" and the "Where Are They Now" artists. Come back Vanilla! Come back! I ended up thinking of so many, that I came up with yet another list!! I don't know what in the name of sweet Jesus has been happening but we've been getting a nice amount of hits lately...don't get me wrong though I'm not complaining at all! I wanna just say thanx to all the people who come read this shit everyday. And a big thanx to all those who vote. Turn up your speakers and click here. Don't even tell me that you can keep a straight face. I'll leave you with one more. Welcome Undergroundlinks.com to our link list. Good stuff.

 - September25 2002 - Keeping Busy
Well if I'm at work, I'm working on sorting 27 gaylord boxes of carburetors and unceasing the seized ones with wd40 and using the cutting torch to heat up the aluminum to get them to flutter. If I'm home, I'm not home for long because I'm either doing homework from night school or I'm out with friends at movies or I'll be at the driving range or just hanging out somewhere. So I guess I can't really say I'm bored anymore. About a year and a half ago I bought a gigastorage one hundred pack of cd's. I just checked and found out that I only have 5 left. So I had a few minutes of free time so I calculated my cd usage average. A year and a half I calculated to be 547.5 days and the number of cd's used was 95. So I guess I used 0.17351598173515981735159817351598 cd's a day. Well that's kind of  impossible so with trial and error I figured that I used one cd every six days. All these calculations were pointless but I was in a mathy mood because of school. Fuck I hate school. Cam portals arean't fucked up anymore. Not as much anyways. Can't wait till Friday payday! I'm getting my first ever raise!

 - September18 2002 - Why Thank You!
*Checks through email... junk, junk, spam, forward, free diploma, registration number, enlarge your penis, you've won blah blah blah and so on. I skimmed through the list of junk and found a: ' Dear dagimp '. Lets check it out:

From: mike johnson <mike@pheends.org>
Reply-To: mike@pheends.org
To: cheeseburgee@hotmail.com
Subject: dear dagimp
Date: Wed, 18 Sep 2002 12:48:19 -0700 (PDT)

Dear Dagimp 
<3 you. 
- Mike 
- www.pheends.org

Well all I can say is thanks a lot! I don't get many nice things in email anymore so this was the highlight of my day. Anyways, got a couple new links. I'm gonna start to work on the cam portals now, should be done tomorrow.

 - September15 2002 - Happy Birthday Prince Harry
WHAT THE FUCK!? wait a minute, nevermind. Stupid Prince and the royal family. Nobody cares about them. Happy birthday to myself! Anyways, I don't know what I'm getting yet or what's going on later today but I hope not much although I already got a pair of Canucks vs Avalanche tickets from my dad and I know I get to go out for dinner later. I had to get up at 6am to go fishing. Sucked because my depature was delayed by 3 phone calls from relatives back in Hungary wishing me a happy birthday. By the time I got out there it was late. Only caught a couple cat fish, no carp = ( . Aww what a kick ass treat! I guess I'm going to see Blue Crush with Steph. Go check out Ebaumsworld and the funkyshit topsites. Thanks puke pics for the link! Fox seems to be confident, once again another garbage show: Survivor Thailand or some shit. Aim me sometime. **Few hours later: turns out we just went out for dinner and pool then just hung around here for a bit. Steph is so hot. Monday mornings suck!

 - Sept10 2002 - Kelly who?
Step aside Kelly Clarkson and welcome the Erika Christensen! Probably the hottest twenty year old out there. Unless you ask Ajay, but I don't know how old Britney is. I wonder if she's taken. I was reading this article in the paper about celebrities hooking up from movies or whatever, and I found Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck: Gigli, Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton: 1962' Cleopatra, Penelope Cruz and Tom Cruise: Vanilla Sky, and Freddie Prince Jr. and Sarah Michelle Gellar all hooked up from being in the spotlight together from being in movies together. I find that's alright, but Erika better not start hanging out with that Jesse Bradford fucker. I hear she's here in Burnaby shooting some movie now = ). " This is my layout " ?! yeah ok buddy, good for you. Thanks for sharing six times in the same day. Good luck with your little project. I'm sorta bored, seeing Swim Fan twice in 48 hours wasn't enough. I think I might just go see it again. Or not. Fuck'n sakes all this September 11th bullshit is starting in every form of media. Sucks. Go see cman. Oh and *cough lame cough. I forgot to add that. I don't feel like compressing a whole bunch of pages so we need cam portal submissions.

 - September6 2002 - Pet Peeves
Don't you just love it when you're driving down the street, minding your own business, and all of a sudden the driver of a 60 foot long steel tube decides to put a hundred some odd peoples lives in danger by switching into the lane you're in, right when your about 5 feet from his bumper. And the only thing that's worse than a regular bus is when it's one of those big ass articulated buses....and you're not behind it 5 feet but right beside it....and he doesn't even signal, he just starts to sweep your car off the road. Oh and for a bit of advice....don't give the driver the finger unless you want to have the fucker tailgating your ass for blocks. Well this incident is what inspired me to write yet another list. From the title of this post you might have guessed it's a list about my pet peeves or just simply, shit I hate. There are a few little things that have been added here and there lately. That Mario Bros. flash movie is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time so be sure to check it out. Oh and my birthday is coming up on the 7th so be sure to send lotsa sexy fansigns =D. 

 - September4 2002 - Kelly Clarkson Is So Hot
I dunno what the hell is wrong here, but I found myself glued the the tv watching the final of American Idol. I think this might be the first ever fox program to capture my attention other than the good'ol days with Al Bundy, Peg, Kelly, and Bud from Married with Children. That was awesome. I found myself doodling with a picture of Kelly and Justin in today's paper, I don't think I really knew what I was doing till I was done:

The newspaper project image on the left links to a larger version. Anyways, not that its all done and over I'm glad that ugly fucker (Guarini) didn't win. I saw that other chick I totally forgot about come out and sing with the group in the final. I had to do some research but I found her name, Ryan Starr. Is she ever a hottie. All that's left to do now is wonder what the next crazy scheme Fox is going to come up with. American Idol mocking ends now. Feel free to aim me and ask for a full size image to read what I wrote on it.