Masturbation

i kind of forgot about this piece of shite site for the last couple months because i just dont care too much anymore. friends are always around, girlfriend is always around and ive got my jetta that we're supercharging. i just got back from two weeks holidays in osoyoos where it never dropped below 20 at night and never less than 32 in the day. i havent seen rain for two and a half months until today. life on the wet coast... you cant beat that. i wanted to vent about french people. i hate the amount of cars and peeps from quebec who come here to freeload and try to pick our okanagen fruit. dont they have something better to do in frog land? they chill at the beach all day frog barking at each other. also there were a bunch of muslim/arab scum at the beach too. there was one chick she actually might have been pretty hot looking if it werent for her bee keeper outfit. i almost shat myself when she actually went into the water fully clothed/bee keepered out. but then she was all wet and i could see that she really did have a tight body. am i secretly attracted to bee keeper women? am i a terrorist? wtf???

my dad got back from his trip to europe. he brought me ecode headlights for my eurovan and a bunch of vw magazines. im going to wear my pimp hungarian track suit he brought back for me.

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